HALLIESAURUS!

Hallie is in Hollywood this week to cover the Oscars. Her, Pete and Josie (who I intern with) went out to the Blue Room Last night. We watched the lunar eclipse with a bunch of old bar goers. Then we went to Chipotle where they sell burritos and beer! Hallie got both... Then we went to El Guapo for my room mate Jeff's Birthday! They had a bunch of beer pong tables. I played one game with Hallie and lost. Then I dropped Hallie off at her hotel. When I was pulling out of the parking lot some guy made an illegal u-turn in his suv and almost hit me. His car is now face to face with mine. He looks at me as if to say 'WTF?!" I stare back. He doesn't budge for a good 45 seconds. Finally he pusses out and backs up and leaves.

Then on the way back home I swiped my security card at the main gate. Before driving into the oakwoods I stopped and gave the security guard at the gate a thumbs up for about a minute. Finally seeing me this guy who looks like a cross between William H. Macy and Paul Reubens slams his window open and says in a comically hyper voice "YOU GUYS HAVE AN AWESOME NIGHT! YOU HAVE A BETTER THAN AWESOME NIGHT!" He gave us the peace sign. So I said back "You have a better night than us!" Then he goes "PEACE!" and gives us the peace sign. I had enough and drove in!


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