Hmm so in the last two days, Arkansas, Oklahoma, Texas and New Mexico have fallen to my destructive path. I'm in Holbrook, Az right now. Highlights of the trip. Ah yes the shacks of Arkansas. I don't know what is with that state but as soon as you cross the border things become a thousand times shittier and as soon as you leave things become a thousand times better. The whole time I was playing a game to determine if people actually lived in the shacks on the side of the road or if they were just large shits left by abnormally large cows. I still haven't made up my mind on many of them. However, there was a place in Arkansas called Hog Trough Liquor, that was pretty epic. Then Oklahoma. I stayed a hotel with a miniature golf course inside and a gazebo restaurant, sickest place yet. I went to Western Sizzler Buffet in Elk City, Ok. It was a real trip I accidentally ate catfish and then went to the hotel and threw it all up realizing I ate seafood at a western Buffet.
Then on to Texas where there is nothing but fields and huge oil pumps. Then New Mexico which sends you through the mountains at my highest elevation the sign read 6,000 feet. I didn't stop once in New Mexico. Once you cross into New Mexico you start a moderate descent that does not get interrupted for literally thirty miles. Just a striaght shot down from the mountain top to sea level. Now I'm watching the Patriots win. They're g.
I was watching celebrity rehab and Jamie Foxworthy was on it. The smallest girl on Family Matters. Apparently she has a marijuana addiction and starred in a few pornos to pay the bills.
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