Xmas Xchange

Kayla and I exchanged presents. I gave her a conscious she gave me a personality.

No no, I'm only dead on the outside.

Went to a party. I'm 3/4 dead. I sat there and didn't do anything. On the t back 3 drunk girls, about 25 years old kept talking to me. They asked for my autograph after I told then I was into film and going to L.A. They told me their names and I wrote to each of them "to my biggest fan, *insert name here* best wishes, James Dietter". I made them out to wrong names. So if it was Kate I'd write Karla. They loved it.

If anything could ever be this good again.

Re-Creation of Warior Ware and Skyy Vodka

It has been decided that we shall re-create the circumstances of the night that lead to Silber shitting on our neighbor's yard. More details later.

Why The 90s Own you.

This is your religion. You belong to this now.

INC. THE VILE ONE

Sender:

Steve
+12033003766

Sent:
1:40:45am
12/17/2007

I Kill trick bitches




Sender:

Steve
+12033003766

Sent:
1:41:51am
12/17/2007

Im a sea slut

Silber Dances!

Last night crashed a Berkelee College of music party. A gregarious carribean girl who lived there fed Silber and I alcohol. Then she took off my clothes and had me party shirtless the rest of the night. An impromptu jam occurred. I got to play the djembe with a couple of kids who studied West African drumming in Ghana and SILBER, well Silber got to dance with Roselle, the Carribeaner from Trinidad. You should have seen him pirouette! Woke up the next morning on the couch, hung like a moose over with a stubborn smile on my face from thinking about Brian Silber cutting a rug.

Slow Loris(es?)

For all of you that don't know, this: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Plumplori_%28Stenops_tardigradus%29.png is a slow loris. It is my favorite animal currently. And now it's yours too!

Throw an iceball at your fucking face.

There was a recent snowfall. I was walking home from the T. A college aged girl was two steps ahead of me. I get on my phone and make a call to Nicole. She picks up and I yell "Get over here so I can throw a fucking snow ball at your face!". The girl in front of me turns around in horror. I wave my hand at her to let her know i wasn't talking to her. She turns and runs from me.

So sorry, Coolatts.

Steve-O Text message Of the Day

Got this one on my phone:

Sender: Steve 12033003766
Sent: 4:15:45 am
12/15/2007

Message:

Dropping dueces from philly to atlanta

Thanks, Steve.

A Deaf Sam Moment

I was walking to a friend's house to play board games. Deaf Sam walks by. I ask him what he's doing he says he was going to CVS. I ask what he's buying. He comes back with this:

"Batteries for my hearing aid, you going to make fun of me?"

Legendary.

David the Gnome-O

Alright guys, I have to come clean about something. Four years ago when I was a freshman at college I had the great idea to create a fake blog about a homosexual artist living in Boston who became infatuated with a mystery man. The mystery man eventually would turn out to be a Tufts University student. Then we find out that it's our favorite high school chum, David Bunger. It never came to fruition. But you can see the seeds of genius here: http://artisstruggle.livejournal.com/

The best part is you can see that I actually clung on to this idea for like two years. Well, if anyone wants to pick up where I left off let me know. More ramblings soon. Later, friends.